Out the window
We were heading downtown, and I was sitting next to a squirming man on the bus. He was crossing his legs (very unmanly) and moving around. Shortly after, the bus driver announced that there was a lot of traffic and it would be at least another few hours because of the heavy snow. Continue reading ‘Out the window’
Keep your arm inside
The worst thing about riding the 50 down University at rush hour is the Snelling intersection (although right now the construction by the University campus is giving it a run for it’s money). As we were waiting through the 3rd light change, our bus driver decided she wasn’t going to have any more of it saying “Oh hell no, we gotta get through this light!” Continue reading ‘Keep your arm inside’
Fine china plates and dishes
I was riding the 32 bus in Washington, DC and this lady gets on muttering to herself, “That son of a bitch, that son of a bitch”. Anyway, she’s carrying two big shopping bags completely full of fine china plates and dishes. She walks to the back of the bus and sits down by the window. She opens up the window and as the bus moves down the street she Continue reading ‘Fine china plates and dishes’
Purse dogs want a good view too
I got on the bus yesterday to see a woman with a rather large purse sitting about halfway to the back. Then her purse started moving. Turns out she had a very small dog in the purse. After further observation I saw that this very small purse-dog was wearing a dog-sized down coat, complete with fur-trimmed hood. After a little while the woman took the dog out of the purse and let it look out the window. It was very weird.
