Massive Loogie
This happened several years ago, but I remember it very clearly. I was listening to my headphones when I heard a loud hacking sound (loud enough to cut into Foo Fighter’s Monkey wrench at full blast). The guy in front of me then opened his window and spit. I wish that’s where it ended, but the wind was blowing just so, and his massive loogie landed directly on my window. I had to sit there for 15 minutes while that wad stared at me, spreading out and eventually freezing. I still have nightmares.
