I wanna be a billionaire
Met a young man yesterday on the #111 Skyline (DART). He has plans to be a billionaire. Big plans: either by the rap music he writes or by being a porn star, undecided which it would be. He wiggled out of his shoes, because they were hot, and he was wearing his mama’s socks. One pink toe, one blue toe, stopped just past his heel.
Mar 6th, 2012 at 8:12 pm
why isn’t there any more bus stories?
Jan 18th, 2013 at 2:23 pm
I gave up my seat to a smelly man who looked as though he was drunk. I’d rather stand than to have him fall on me when the driver hit the brakes. The man thanked me by handing me his lottery ticket:”Thank you. This, you take. It’s a winner.’ Crazy drunkards.