Seat Hog

On the 86th Street Crosstown Bus. The guy was eating a smelly egg sandwich, yapping on his phone, putting his garbage on the seats, and hogging the seat next to him. Then like a minion from hell here to punish him this older guy showed up, made the guy move his garbage from the seat, and then proceeded to utterly destroy his comfort by wide legging the pig while eyeballing him. I spent the rest of the ride laughing, sometimes out loud. The retired tennis pro had the kid pinned to the pole for at least 10 minutes while we passed through Central Park. When he was not mean mugging the bus pig he was looking around the bus with a content grin on his face. I usually hate Seat Hogs, but this guy was brilliant.

****To see images of this wonderful situation, look at http://www.seathogs.com/2010/05/10/seat-hog-shows-up-to-punish-bus-pig/

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