Looking for a place to sit?
Best comeback heard yet in response to unwanted sexual advances.
Scruffy older man ogling young woman as she gets on the bus:
“If you’re looking for a place to sit darling , I’ve got one right here”
(pats lap)
Young woman, looking at him disdainfully: “Man, you’re riding the bus too- you can’t do s*%t for me!”

Mar 22nd, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Apparently, if he hadn’t been on the bus, he could have done something for her and she would have let him pick her up…