Baby, anyone?

I was waiting for bus 68 one night at 6th and Robert, and this drunk man shuffled by the bus stop and said “Do any of you ladies want to have a baby with me?” There was silence, and then a woman waiting for the bus said “Did he just say he wanted to have a baby with us?” Nobody took him up on his offer.

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3 Comments

  1. Todd said

    Maybe he was looking for the famous midget hooker, Suzie B. She has been known to catch the bus there, north bound.

  2. Anjanette said

    Aww, I can’t believe you didn’t say yes. :P

  3. Todd said

    T’wasn’t me looking for a…date… She’s quite a… bit… of… a… piece… of… work… though…. Just ask a St. Paul cop next time you feel like it about Suzie B the midget hooker…they say she’s been ho’ing for about 30-40 years… Nothing pretty about the whole situation at the very least.. Just a legendary “creature” I guess…

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