Some white rhino

i was on my way home from summer school in the summer of ‘07. i took the 64 as i usually did. while on payne ave. i noticed, while listening to my music, that three black men were talking to this white man. the white guy handed one of the black men a prescription drug bottle and the guy opened it. the man pulled out a joint of marijuana and said, “damn, this some good stuff.” the white guy then replied,”yea, thats some white rhino.” [warning: bad language] then the black guy was like no shit and put it in his pocket and said thanks. the white boy started telling the guy to give him his weed back and the black guy was saying that it was his weed now. that they had had no agreement to buying and selling the weed. apparently the white boy didn’t want to get beat up cause the black guy had two of his friends with so he didn’t argue with them.

then one of the guys said, “alright then, i’ll pay for it.” he pulls out a stack of twenty’s and lays them down on the seat. the white boy then starts to grab the money and then the black guy says, “don’t touch my mother fucking money,” and the white guy pulls back. then the black guy with money says if the white guy had change for a twenty and the white guy pulls out a ten and attemps to hand it to the black guy, but then one of his friends, the one that had taken the weed, takes the ten out of his hand and says thanks again. the three guys start laughing and then the white guy just says to give him his stuff back over and over.

two stop later, the black guys get off and the white guy just sits there. another black guys says to him, “you gonna let them punk you like that,” and starts laughing. then the black guy asks him how old he was and it turns out that he was only fourteen.

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  1. Dik said

    wow, bustales from the future!

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