Comments on: Thunderous belch http://www.bustales.com/route/6/thunderous-belch/ What's happened to you on the bus? Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:32:13 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 By: Madrias http://www.bustales.com/route/6/thunderous-belch/comment-page-1/#comment-1471 Madrias Sun, 02 Aug 2009 02:45:16 +0000 http://www.bustales.com/route/6/thunderous-belch/#comment-1471 Just as good as the Monster Fart I, uh, experienced in my last bus ride. Sitting there on the bus, got that lovely urge that says, "You need to fart. You will fart. NOW!" I throw the window open as far as I can, grip the seat with both hands (I have, on 2 occasions, lifted from chairs and seats with these farts, and I can feel when one is gonna happen), and let rip. The driver spoke into the microphone, "Whoever is ripping open the seat cushions, please stop that." His mistake. Half the bus cracks up, my fart didn't escape through the window as I'd hoped, and now we got people gagging on it. I shamefully said, "Excuse me." and got off at the next stop. But not before getting a high-five off the driver for "The loudest real fart ever left on the bus." Just as good as the Monster Fart I, uh, experienced in my last bus ride.

Sitting there on the bus, got that lovely urge that says, “You need to fart. You will fart. NOW!” I throw the window open as far as I can, grip the seat with both hands (I have, on 2 occasions, lifted from chairs and seats with these farts, and I can feel when one is gonna happen), and let rip.

The driver spoke into the microphone, “Whoever is ripping open the seat cushions, please stop that.”

His mistake. Half the bus cracks up, my fart didn’t escape through the window as I’d hoped, and now we got people gagging on it.

I shamefully said, “Excuse me.” and got off at the next stop. But not before getting a high-five off the driver for “The loudest real fart ever left on the bus.”

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