Did they actually squat down?

Halloween night I got on the bus around 10pm. Lots of fellow riders were dressed up, and a few were a little rowdy. It was cold but the bus had many of the windows open, which seemed strange, but I soon found out why. The bus was pretty full for that time of night so I found a seat in the back that was open. It didn’t take long for me to figure out why the windows were open and that seat was empty. There was shit in the bus. There was actual human shit in the isle of the bus, all the way down the isle of the bus.

To this day I cannot figure out how there could be human shit on the bus. Was the person drunk, or was it a kid? Did they actually squat down in the isle like it seemed they must have? I will never know, because I got off the bus as soon as possible. Luckily this has never happened to me again!

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4 Comments

  1. Rett said

    Wow, that is absolutely disgusting!

    I have been in some pretty smelly situations, and on more than one occasion thought I was going to find some poo sitting next to me, but fortunately that’s never been the case.

  2. nance said

    Once I was sitting by the back door of the bus and a drunkard stumbles down the aisle, whips out his dick and pisses in the back stairs so close to me I could smell ammonia. The next day I bought a car. I mean, I had to walk thru his piss just to exit the bus. And not one of us passengers said a word. Like we were so accustomed to rude behavior.

  3. Paul said

    Ahh…life in the big city.

  4. Josh said

    Once when I was driving someone tracked dog shit onto the bus. Lots and lots, way more than you could have on your shoes by accident. What to do? Wiped up what I could and got a new bus when I got to the end of the line, told people to watch their step….

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