I Had too pee too!
Sometimes, when you have to go….you have to go. And sometimes, it matters little where you are and whom you are around. Such was the case late Tuesday night between the City College and 47th Avenue Stations.
I would venture to say that I had a relatively packed 2-car train, Methinks night classes at Sac City had been released just prior to my arrival at the City College Station….a perfect Transitarian Marriage.
I stepped out of my cab to let several Students from Sac City College off via the S&D Ramp at 47th Avenue, like I do every Tuesday night. After I pulled the ramp up, I noticed a lady crouched in the stairwell on the right side of the train. Not odd at all, but a prohibited activity per RT regulations…so being the rule abiding pushover train driver that I am I walked over to ask her to take a seat.
Thats when she said “Oh, I’m Sorry” .
Your sorry?
No lady, I’m sorry. I saw your Hoo-Hah. I could have lived without that.
As I watched you pull your pants up from your ankles while offering me a drunken explanation, I could tell you were not apologetic. In fact, I know you have felt the need to urinate on the train numerous times in the past.
I’m just sorry I happened upon you in your urination induced glory. Never mind the fact you were on my train (a VERY public place) surrounded by strangers of all ages in addition to a piece of metal and fiberglass that is an extension of ME. I am truly glad you followed my direction to get off the train, it was almost too easy, after all you were pissing on me.
And just so you know, I had to pee too….but I would have stepped off the train and found a bush or something more respectable than the stairs…in front of 60 plus people…while drunk
I will remember you, believe that sister.
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