A dead f’r
A guy gets on the bus, talking loudly on his cellphone. It was pretty crowded that day but every single person was listening to this guy, whether you wanted to or not.
He proceeded to call at least six different people to tell them this same exact story…and in a very excited and laughing manner, I should add:
“dude, there’s a dead guy in my back alley. seriously! I walked out the door and saw cops everywhere, went around back, and there’s a dead f’er lying there! In my yard! Yeah, watch the news tonight for it. This is crazy, man. Ok, gotta go. Peace.”
Aug 16th, 2007 at 9:42 am
“Peace.” Ha! I love it. How about “Here’s hopin’ you do not have a dead body in your alley!”?