Tip goes the tank
Several years ago, I was seated on the 4 in a window seat. It was rush hour. People got on at every block. A pair of twenty something ladies took the seat behind me. Causally, one of the women said,
“Did you hear what happened to, Johnny?â€
“No, I did not.†Her friend replied.
“Well, his fish tank tipped over while he was at work and crashed through the floor of his apartment and into the apartment below.â€
“Shit.â€
I thought about having a fish tank crash through my ceiling all the way home.

Aug 14th, 2007 at 7:27 pm
That’s a funny story. I wonder what the guy in the apartment below thought when he got back…
Aug 1st, 2009 at 1:34 pm
“Oh my god, it’s flooded my house! Why’s there a hole in my ceiling?”
I don’t know, but I could guess the thoughts there.