Tip goes the tank

Several years ago, I was seated on the 4 in a window seat. It was rush hour. People got on at every block. A pair of twenty something ladies took the seat behind me. Causally, one of the women said,

“Did you hear what happened to, Johnny?”
“No, I did not.” Her friend replied.
“Well, his fish tank tipped over while he was at work and crashed through the floor of his apartment and into the apartment below.”
“Shit.”

I thought about having a fish tank crash through my ceiling all the way home.

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2 Comments

  1. Matt said

    That’s a funny story. I wonder what the guy in the apartment below thought when he got back…

  2. Madrias said

    “Oh my god, it’s flooded my house! Why’s there a hole in my ceiling?”

    I don’t know, but I could guess the thoughts there.

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