Freeze pops and cell phones

Well last night I was on my way home from work. I was riding the 4 from downtown to the lyn lake area. The bus was going along smoothly until we were near MCTC. A woman was running trying to catch the bus. Lucky for her someone stopped the bus driver, informing him that the woman was attempting to make it. He stops, she gets on, all is well.

She was a larger woman… I’m no thin mint over here either, I’m not saying this to be rude, but she was a bit bigger and wearing clothes that didn’t fit the best. Tight pants and a too small tank top. Fine, it happens to the best of us.

We’re riding along and nearing 26th street when all of a sudden this lady whips out some body spray and starts spraying herself. She sprays on her neck, arms, and for good measure, one right in the crotch! WHOA! Someone must have a hot date.

Well as you can assume, after a few moments the smell started shifting towards the back. It wasn’t unpleasant, but it did smell like a cherry freeze pop. Interesting. Then top it off, she decides to pull out her phone… from in between her breasts! Forget about a purse, when you got a pair, use them! I just found it incredibly entertaining.

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