Stick to the Route

My least favorite driver on my return trip home (see The Tour Guide) loves to try to take “shortcuts” to get around unfavorable stop lights. Another time he even made the most pointless deviation from the route I could possibly imagine.

The first time I noticed the driver deviating from the route was the second or third time I rode on Route 270 in the afternoon. To skip a stoplight a few blocks ahead and a subsequent left turn, our driver took an early right (announcing that “we’re going to take a shortcut here folks!”) thinking he could make a quick left through a light that was green. What happened? Of course the light turned red leaving us with a red left turn (which he was trying to avoid in the first place). After making it through that intersection (and being told, “whoop sorry that didn’t quite work out!”) we, of course, caught another red light at the original intersection he was trying to avoid. Net gain? -3 minutes.

Another time our driver decided he didn’t want to move all the way to the left lane on a one way to get into the required turn lane on the last side street before getting on 35W North. Instead the driver drove a block past the turn (where there was a red left), turned left, caught another red left, and then drove back a block to the onramp. By now, the traffice he refused to merge with was getting on the ramp forcing us to yield. Another “shortcut”, another unncessary delay.

On the same trip, said driver decided for no apparent reason to exit off 35W at the Johnson/New Brighton Blvd exit (we were headed to Maplewood), slowing down as if we were going to exit, and then taking the dedicated bus onramp just a few hundred yards up the road having to resume freeway speeds (but only after getting up the ramp and back on the freeway). Best part of this unncessary diversion? THERE WASN’T ANY TRAFFIC SLOWING US DOWN! Completely pointless.

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12 Comments

  1. Jim said

    You ever thought that the poor guy just hates his job and all he really wants to do is keep messing with you until you snap on him?

  2. Jolene said

    I just wanted to let you know that it is published on all 35W North Routes, that if traffic is backed up on the freeway, a driver should take the Johnson/New Brighton Blvd Exit and again back to the freeway BECAUSE of the special bus lane.

    I can’t say much about the rest of his detours though. They seem to have been decided by him.

    Just wanted to let you know.

    Someone in the know.

  3. John S. said

    The thing is, the traffic isn’t backed up. It’s been wide open the three times he’s done this.

  4. Jolene said

    I agree with you. It doesn’t make much sense. Metro Transit now has a GPS system, which lets them know exactly where a bus is at a given time.

    If you consider this driver to be a major problem, just call and report it when he chooses to go off-route. They can check it against the bus. They have this by computer and can get access to the information for (I’m not sure how long), may be indefinite.

    Generally, if a driver, of his own accord, chooses to go off-route, he should call ahead and get permission. If he doesn’t, he better be able to justify it by traffic.

  5. Leon said

    He’s probably just bored. Staring at the same stretch of road hour after hour, day after day, can get pretty tedious. If you’re thinking about calling to report him, ask him to stop before you call. That way, you’ll save him a whoopin’ from the supervisors if he cooperates.

  6. Jolene said

    I would agree with Leon. Give the driver a chance to change before calling in on him. He may not even realize how much he is bothering you.

  7. Mr Wonderful said

    The 270 route is required to go one block past the frontage road when crossing 35w northbound. then turn left and make another left at 4th then a right turn to the 35W onramp. This is because the car traffic builds up east bound on University and the left turn arrow at 4th comes before all the other traffic. Thus allowing for a better flow of traffic. If the driver was turning on the frontage road it was incorrect routing to begin with. As far as straring at the same stretch of road… the 270 is a rush hour only and at worst the driver would make two trips per rush hour. The Johnson street route has been known to confuse NEW drivers as it is entered on a right turning curve as you are trying to merge left after going around a left turning curve followed by the right turning curve where the ramp appears. Sometimes traffic will not allow you to merge so this is the SAFE way to recover from that. Bottom line is on your ride Home RELAX. I have always wanted to come to the work places of my passengers and sit behind them and tell them how to do there work without ALL THE FACTS!

  8. Matt said

    I agree with the above poster. I ride the 260 and it takes the same route to get on northbound 35W. Sometimes, it’s impossible for the bus to merge and the driver has to take a backup route just to get to the onramp.

  9. BusMan said

    JUMP!!!

  10. BusMan said

    John S,and Jolene, first things 1st theres 5 ways to deal with some driver you do not care for,or dislikes. Heres my 5 ways to deal,or copoe in your shallow worlds!!! 1).Buy your own bus,and drive it the way you like,did he come into your work telling you how to do your job?????? I think not!2).WALK if you are a every day complainer,you just might in your own screwed minds beat the bus to maplewood.3)The bus in front of this drivers ight work better for you,but then welllllllll NOT,cause you complain often.4).The bus behind you,will work,well then maybe again it wont,cause you would still be bitching about some thing.The best one i think will work,is5).Walk,and then maybe you can cry us all a river,build a bridge over troubled water,if not JUMP off the 3rd ave bridge!!!

  11. BusMan said

    Jolene,i know who you are. Best advice is to keep your mouth closed,and eyes open,your a driver,and i bet you never do anything wrong! Your most likely a 5 year or less driver,thats bored with your life,and need to spend it here,getting yourself off with your lame brained ideas. my opinion,go get a job licking stamps,you might be good at that skilled job!

  1. 1 The Tour Guide at Bus Tales

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