Gnarly Yellow Toenails
I glanced across the aisle and winced. I could not un-see what I had just seen.
A man had taken his foot out of his shoe and was resting it on top of the shoe. But… he had no sock on, and he had the gnarliest long yellow toenails I have ever seen. Hope I never see anything like that again.
DUDE. Put some SOCKS on.
Aug 6th, 2011 at 10:52 pm
Once there was this old lady, and she slipped off her ballet raggedy ballet flats. She casually yanked of her stained, holey socks quickly.
I had a perfect view of her dry cracked feet, and the gnarled, yellow and black toenails, that came along with the foot.
A guy in a nice business suit was eating a sub sandwich, just when the woman had “revealed her true being”.
I could see the most twisted look come across his face. He slapped his hand on his mouth, and he nearly dropped his sub.
I gave him a pitying look, than proceeded to look out the window.
“Hello, dear,” said raspy voice. I realized it was “Toenail Terror Lady”. I just nodded.
I felt someone sit next to me. I was terrified. The lady had been rejected from everyone else, except the fear stricken, me.
On the next stop; I quickly got off. I had to walk a long way to get to my work place, but I`d rather walk forever than see that lady again.
As I walked around the corner; I saw the lady get off the bus. I nearly ran to the next bus stop. Luckily another bus was just about to leave. I rushed on.
At least I escaped the horrific lady.
Also I hope the sub sandwich guy is doing well, which I highly doubt.
This is a true story that happened to me. I hope this never happens to anyone else.
Also I just wanted to tell the old lady, that she will have a difficult life, unless she fixes up those feet.
Thanks for reading, please comment!!!
Aug 6th, 2011 at 11:00 pm
OMG SAKUNI!!! That is so gross. Sorry you had 2 go through that. No offense to the writer of the actual story, but Sakuni`s was….
BETTER!
Sorry. But it`s true. Sakuni described her story better.
U SHOULD ALL READ HER STORY!!
By the way, Sakuni, please comment on my comment. LOL
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Bye.
By the way, call me mellon.
Aug 6th, 2011 at 11:03 pm
Uh, thanks. Mellon? No offense but,
Whatever.
Okay, bye.
Feb 18th, 2012 at 9:05 pm
Good clarification. I like to see clearly Marcy
Feb 21st, 2012 at 5:36 am
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