Out the window
We were heading downtown, and I was sitting next to a squirming man on the bus. He was crossing his legs (very unmanly) and moving around. Shortly after, the bus driver announced that there was a lot of traffic and it would be at least another few hours because of the heavy snow.
The man had a look of distress on his face and then the weirdest thing happened. At a red light, the man jumped out of the bus window and booked it into a department store. I was guessing he was either late for work, or he really had to go pee.
Jan 2nd, 2008 at 1:09 pm
I didn’t think the windows even opened that far…hmmm…well it’s a funny thing to envision even if this is a Tall Bus Tale
Jan 2nd, 2008 at 2:35 pm
If you pull the red handle, they swing all the way out. Plenty of room for a man to jump out.
Jan 2nd, 2008 at 2:40 pm
good point…forgot about that pesky handle! Would have loved to see this happen!
Jan 5th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
I’m surprised you of all people would forget something like that. YOUR”E JUST NOT THINKING RETT! That really surprises me. You always seemed like you had it all together. He probably had to take a leak. I had that happen to me in heavy slow bus traffic once and was tempted to do the same thing.