Santa and his Weed
I was taking the 21 and this lady with a stroller is flagging down the bus with her little girl. The bus stops, and waits for her, and she comes on the bus saying she’s too old to have kids. She’s searching all of her pockets and in the stroller for her transfer and she tells the driver, “This is what happens when you let a three year old hold your transfer!! I don’t have any more money…
I can’t afford to be buying all these transfers… I have a 22 year old, a 21 year old, a 19 year old, a 16 year old, an 8 year old and now a three year old!!! I know why dem young girls have em so young! that’s what I should have done! I’m too old for this I just turned 41.”
The driver sympathizes with her and let’s her sit without paying. Then a young man with two back packs hops on the bus at the Hiawatha and Lake stop and walks past her and the lady says hi to him and he realizes who she is. He then replies, “Oh do you need some stuff?” And she goes “Oh for sure I do. The good stuff.” He takes off his fitted hat and the 3 year old runs to him and takes his hat and gives it to her mom and she then puts a wad of cash puts it in the hat and the little girl runs back to the man where he is taking out a baggy of weed and puts it back in his hat and the little girl brings it back to her mom. The bus driver then chuckles and goes “BOY AREN’T YOU JUST SANTA CLAUSE GIVING THINGS AWAY!”
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