Nothing turns a girl on more
Coming home from my brother’s late one night this past winter, I hopped on the 21 to Uptown. About two stops into my ride, a man got on and sat next to me on an otherwise empty bus. I, of course, was pretending to be sleeping, but there’s something about an uninterested person that makes people want to talk. Either that, or the need for money…
“Hey, miss, I’m $1.47 short of getting to the homeless shelter tonight. Mind helping me out?” I hand him $1.50. “Thanks. Y’know, I was going to hit on you, but you look a little tired, so I won’t.”
And I said, “Well, thanks,” and went back to ’sleeping’ in my seat. Nothing turns a girl on more than telling her you’re going to a homeless shelter and then asking her for money.
Nov 13th, 2007 at 12:19 am
He probably used the $1.50 for a cheap bottle of booze.