Will you tutor me?

Waiting for the 19 at a stop in Cedar-Riverside, I was approached by a eager-looking guy, also waiting for a bus, who asked me in broken English for my name. As an ESL tutor, I was more than happy to help him practice his English, so I told him my name without hesitation. He then asked me a string of questions about my life, which seemed well within the scope of my ESL classes, so I gave him truthful answers and willingly fed the conversation, convinced that this was a valuable learning opportunity for him.

Oh, dear.

He then asked me if we could be friends. Because he was looking for a friend — a girl friend — a girl friend to make his wife. He told me that I was pretty and had a good job, so I would make a good wife. After I told him I wasn’t interested in getting married, his face fell.

“Could I have at least your telephone number?”

“Um, no, I’m sorry, I don’t have a phone.”

My pocket started to vibrate. And then, riiiinnnnnnggggg! Perfectly unfortunate timing. But, just as my faced turned red, the 19 showed up, and I quickly boarded, leaving my admirer in the cold.

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3 Comments

  1. Steven Soreno said

    He seemed to have a nice comeback to your reply of no interest. One wonders if he was indeed at a lower level of English learning. There have been a few stalker cases in Japan with ESL teachers and “interested students”. The latest one ended in a murder in Chiba last week. I am not saying by any means ESL students are dangerous, I am pointing down the path of awareness. I have met only terrific people in my nine years of experience, there were a few odd sorts, they stalked the female teachers, no real ugly results though.

    Cheers, S.

  2. Amy said

    When I first started riding the bus 4 years ago a young man who looked like he was about 16 years old walked up to me at the bus stop by the Metrodome and asked which bus I was waiting for. I told him “The 250 Express.”

    “Oh. Where does that go?”

    “North, up 35W to Blaine”.

    “Oh. So, you work around here?”

    “Yup, just over there a few blocks.”

    “Mmm. Do you think I could get your phone number?”

    “Ahhh, NO. First of all, I already have a boyfriend. Second, I bet I’m old enough to be your mother.” (I am 40 years old)

    “No s**t! (slight pause) So, can I have your number?”

    I just grinned and shook my head. My bus showed up less than a minute later.

    Gutsy kid. My smile lasted for miles.

  3. Vicki said

    This reminds me of the time someone on the bus asked for my phone number and I was so startled and naive that I actually gave it to him, but I was so flustered I was halting in how I recited it, so he looked a bit disgusted and turned away, thinking I was Fake Numbering him. Good thing, too!

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