Stern and motherly

Many years ago I was on a crowded bus and this kid sat down by me. He was wearing really baggy pants and stunk like only a teenaged boy can stink…sweat and filth and gym socks and stuff. After awhile I felt him sort of jiggling and I looked over to glare at him and froze: the kid had actually opened his fly and was masturbating with his stinky hand on his stinky penis. Oh my God! I didn’t know what to do, but I was on the inside of the seat and couldn’t get out without climbing over him and touching his junk, so I thought fast and decided to be all stern and motherly. I looked over at him and made eye contact, and said “knock it off…put it away right now” and the kid actually did.

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