I’ll give you one of my teeth
Being i had no other way to get to work, i called the public bus company and asked where i wait for the bus, what time, and what bus number. they told me to wait on colorado blvd. and 11th Ave. stupid me . . . i went there, but i was waiting on the wrong side of the street so instead of going south, i took a LONG journey up north until the bus turned around. then some old smelly guy sat down next to me. he was gross. i just tried to look the other way.
anyway, he started talking to me and did not shut up until he got off the bus. he was like, “i’ve lived here for 53 years . . . you have a very good nature about you . . . you have a very good stature . . . you look just like my sister – cute as a button . . . you are handsome and beautiful.” ICK!!!!!
then he really started freaking me out when he asked where i was going and all i said was “work.” there was no way i was telling him where i was going or what i do. he told me i was too young to work and i look like i’m 18. i didn’t answer him. he seemed pretty harmless, but still yucky. he started guessing what i do. “are you going to be a dentist? a mathematician? a doctor? a bus driver? . . . ” and on and on.
then he says, “i really want to know what you do. if you tell me i’ll give you one of my teeth. i’ll pull it right out of my mouth. i only have 11 of them left.” YIKES!!!!! i told him he would just have to keep wondering. so anyway, he said his stop was next. funny thing is, it was also my stop. there was no way i was getting out of the bus with him. i thought he would follow me to work. so . . . there i am, still on the bus. the driver asked me where i was going then being i’d been on it so long. i told him that i stayed on cuz that guy was freaking me out. he said that is fine. he brought me to another bus that i had to get on to get back onto colorado blvd. to get to work. so finally finally finally, i got of the bus and walked to work.
Jun 26th, 2010 at 12:48 pm
http://www.cutting-up.com/blog/2010/04/07/the-more-the-merrier