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The Tour Guide

Give a man a microphone and a captive audience and you’re asking for trouble. Unfortunately, this is the case for one of the drivers on my afternoon return route. I call him “Tour Guide Driver”. Continue reading ‘The Tour Guide’


Mind your own business?

I was riding home on the 17 after a long hard day of work. I found the last remaining open seat. The bus was packed–standing room only. I drifted off into my own thoughts and blocked out all the noise around me. Continue reading ‘Mind your own business?’


Lost & Found

I’m a bus driver, so will leave the route info off. Several days ago I had a passenger leave behind a full box of assorted “adult beverages”. There was beer, good scotch and tequilla as well. We never did find out who it belonged to, but probably cost over $100 bucks.


First throw-up story

I’ve read through all of the tales here and am happy to see that I am the first with a good ol’ fashioned throw-up story. I got on the bus with my boyfriend and we were lucky enough to find an empty two seater. I sat next to the window, and about 2 minutes into the ride I heard some moaning Continue reading ‘First throw-up story’