Archive Page 59
Bye Shannon!
Normally if I attend any sort of Happy Hour activity after work I like to take a cab home because the 18 can get pretty sketchy after rush hour. Well, tonight I went to happy hour and only stayed for two drinks so I thought, well it’s still early, so I’ll hop the 18 home instead of the cab. Big mistake. Continue reading ‘Bye Shannon!’
No follow through
On a Saturday when coming back from Central Library on bus. Bus full of noisy rude kids 17 to 22 yrs. old. Swearing, screaming, bouncing back and forth in isle acting like they owned the thing and quiet passengers definately out numbered. One group exceptionally bad, had a couple girls that were acting up and bus driver asking them to watch language, had threatened them with explusion. Continue reading ‘No follow through’
He is a bank robber
Yesterday the following message was sent to all Metro Transit busses at about 3PM:
If a person boards your bus covered with red dye report it to Control. He is a bank robber.
No mention of wether he had a gun or any other weaponry. Continue reading ‘He is a bank robber’
Looking for a place to sit?
Best comeback heard yet in response to unwanted sexual advances.
Scruffy older man ogling young woman as she gets on the bus:
“If you’re looking for a place to sit darling , I’ve got one right here”
(pats lap)
Young woman, looking at him disdainfully: “Man, you’re riding the bus too- you can’t do s*%t for me!”
