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At least it didn’t have syrup
Today while waiting for the bus at 6:15 am, sitting on the bench with one other guy, a truck drove by with a bunch of loud younger guys and they threw a pancake at me. It hit me in the leg. Continue reading ‘At least it didn’t have syrup’
Too old for me
So I’m on the loooong bus ride from my job in downtown St. Paul to meet some friends at a bar in Uptown. I’m in the very back row. We’ve just crossed the river when a pretty good-looking man gets on and sits down on those sideways-facing seats in the back. I’ll admit, I’m enjoying looking at him, but he looks like he’s a good 10 or 15 years older than me (I’m 23) so I’m not really interested. Continue reading ‘Too old for me’
PKEW! PKEW!
So I’m coming back from the downtown YWCA and this drunk stinker was sitting up at the front of the bus making a gun with his fingers and pointing it at people’s heads going “PKEW”! Continue reading ‘PKEW! PKEW!’
Tip goes the tank
Several years ago, I was seated on the 4 in a window seat. It was rush hour. People got on at every block. A pair of twenty something ladies took the seat behind me. Causally, one of the women said, Continue reading ‘Tip goes the tank’
